From one of the editors of Astonishing Adventures Magazine-
I don't want to intrude on Katherine, but I just wanted to say a little something.
We lost one of our pulpsters recently and we at AAM want to say we're sorry. Katherine's sister Mary contributed the illustration for Tit For Tat in the first issue and she passed away on Saturday.
Please keep Katherine and her family in your thoughts.
Editor JDC
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Monday, September 24, 2007
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Astonishing Adventures Magazine
I have seen the future and it is a fine revival of the past, Astonishing Adventures Magazine is finally here. Katherine Tomlinson, Tim Gallagher and John Don Carlucci have created an online pulp magazine.
Click the words of John Don Carlucci and the text will take you to the site...
It’s amazing! It’s stupendous! It’s ASTONISHING!
ASTONISHING ADVENTURES MAGAZINE, the greatest place for new tales in the old pulp fashion, has finally arrived!
Marvel at the tale of the man who married a Yeti! Thrill to the exploits of the mysterious Red Panda! Gasp in amazement as dinosaurs attack Manhattan! Be astounded as Tokyo is reduced to rubble (yet again)!
All this and more, including interviews with award-winning writer Joe Lansdale, legendary comics artist Michael Wm. Kaluta, and painter extraordinaire Doug Klauba!
Did we mention the monkeys? Yes, there are monkeys! More monkeys than you can shake a banana at!
Brace yourself for tales that are ASTONISHING! Prepare yourself for ADVENTURES! All conveniently located in one pulp MAGAZINE!
That’s ASTONISHING ADVENTURES MAGAZINE!
And best of all, the first issue is free!
Editor JDC
Thank you John! Psst, also, there is a story in there written by yours truly.
Click the words of John Don Carlucci and the text will take you to the site...
It’s amazing! It’s stupendous! It’s ASTONISHING!
ASTONISHING ADVENTURES MAGAZINE, the greatest place for new tales in the old pulp fashion, has finally arrived!
Marvel at the tale of the man who married a Yeti! Thrill to the exploits of the mysterious Red Panda! Gasp in amazement as dinosaurs attack Manhattan! Be astounded as Tokyo is reduced to rubble (yet again)!
All this and more, including interviews with award-winning writer Joe Lansdale, legendary comics artist Michael Wm. Kaluta, and painter extraordinaire Doug Klauba!
Did we mention the monkeys? Yes, there are monkeys! More monkeys than you can shake a banana at!
Brace yourself for tales that are ASTONISHING! Prepare yourself for ADVENTURES! All conveniently located in one pulp MAGAZINE!
That’s ASTONISHING ADVENTURES MAGAZINE!
And best of all, the first issue is free!
Editor JDC
Thank you John! Psst, also, there is a story in there written by yours truly.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
The Nineteenth Submissions
(phooof!) Blowing off the dust and cobwebs, Dead Spot says
"Live Free or Die Fledermaus!"
"Police Academy 4: The Lost Patrol"
"The Omaha Beach Girls"
("Omaha Beach" does qualify. Ed)
"My Favorite Martian Year"
"They Call Me Bruce Almighty?"
"Joysticks Luck Club"
"Surf II: Electric Boogaloo"
"Stewardess School of Rock"
"Cross My Angel Heart"
"Vice Squad Versa"
P.S. A worthy submission can be found in the previous comment section, but cannot be posted here, as TV shows and made-for-TV movies are not allowed.
Days later, X Dell comes through with an excellent set
Dr., Strange Love Story (Peter Sellers tells Ali McGraw that love means never having to say you’re sorry for destroying the world).
What’s Up, Doc Hollywood? (A plastic surgeon accidentally arrives at a musicologist convention).
JFK-Pax (Lee Oswald claims to be an alien from a distant planet)
The Life of Brian’s Song. (Some old movies never die).
(My fave of this set. Ed.)
My Stepmother is an Alien Resurrection (How creepy is that?)
Goodbye, Girl 6 (Marsha Mason gets fired from her job as a phone sex operator)
La Femme d’à côtè, Nikita (An adulterous couple are caught by French intelligence, and forced to become assassins)
New to B.L.W. is Dr. Alistair and he says
"The Tears of The Sun King"(Louis The 14th catches his toe on the bedpost.)
"Live And Let Die Hard"(yippie-eye-aye Moneypenny.)
"The Song Remains The Same Time Next Year"(Jimmy Page forgets where he left his banjo.)
"The Curse of The Count of Montecristo"(makes Montezuma's revenge look like gas.)
"The Jazz Piano"(the Germans aren`t so understanding this time.)
All The President`s Few Good Men"(Bill Clinton`s dirty little secret.)
From the other land down under, Angel thunders...
"12 Alien Monkeys"
"Kiss Kiss Romeo & Bang Bang Juliet"
"Natural Born Desperado Killers"
(the next Tarantino/Rodriguez collaboration, eh? Ed.)
"Live Free or Die Fledermaus!"
"Police Academy 4: The Lost Patrol"
"The Omaha Beach Girls"
("Omaha Beach" does qualify. Ed)
"My Favorite Martian Year"
"They Call Me Bruce Almighty?"
"Joysticks Luck Club"
"Surf II: Electric Boogaloo"
"Stewardess School of Rock"
"Cross My Angel Heart"
"Vice Squad Versa"
P.S. A worthy submission can be found in the previous comment section, but cannot be posted here, as TV shows and made-for-TV movies are not allowed.
Days later, X Dell comes through with an excellent set
Dr., Strange Love Story (Peter Sellers tells Ali McGraw that love means never having to say you’re sorry for destroying the world).
What’s Up, Doc Hollywood? (A plastic surgeon accidentally arrives at a musicologist convention).
JFK-Pax (Lee Oswald claims to be an alien from a distant planet)
The Life of Brian’s Song. (Some old movies never die).
(My fave of this set. Ed.)
My Stepmother is an Alien Resurrection (How creepy is that?)
Goodbye, Girl 6 (Marsha Mason gets fired from her job as a phone sex operator)
La Femme d’à côtè, Nikita (An adulterous couple are caught by French intelligence, and forced to become assassins)
New to B.L.W. is Dr. Alistair and he says
"The Tears of The Sun King"(Louis The 14th catches his toe on the bedpost.)
"Live And Let Die Hard"(yippie-eye-aye Moneypenny.)
"The Song Remains The Same Time Next Year"(Jimmy Page forgets where he left his banjo.)
"The Curse of The Count of Montecristo"(makes Montezuma's revenge look like gas.)
"The Jazz Piano"(the Germans aren`t so understanding this time.)
All The President`s Few Good Men"(Bill Clinton`s dirty little secret.)
From the other land down under, Angel thunders...
"12 Alien Monkeys"
"Kiss Kiss Romeo & Bang Bang Juliet"
"Natural Born Desperado Killers"
(the next Tarantino/Rodriguez collaboration, eh? Ed.)
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
The Eighteenth Submissions
The Goddess Flannery alit from her cloud and had these submissions carried forth by angels with graham cracker wings...
"Richard Shrek the Third"
"You've Got Hate Mail"
".M.N.T.C.H.U.D.(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)" m not sure if this fits the rules but it works for me!
(It does, that's just two films Ed.)
"The Quest of the Delta Force Knights"
"South Gorky Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
"Cat Ballou in the Hat"
"Honkytonk Man of the Year"
I thought I told you that Chris won't stop, I thought I told Chris won't stop, nuh-uh-ah-uh...
"The X-Men's Wive's Club"
"Island Of Dr. Zhivago"
"Bridget Jones's Motorcycle Diaries"
"That Thing You Xanadu"
"Cheech & Chong Still Thank You For Smokin'"
"Seven Year Samurai Itch"
"Richard Shrek the Third"
"You've Got Hate Mail"
".M.N.T.C.H.U.D.(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)" m not sure if this fits the rules but it works for me!
(It does, that's just two films Ed.)
"The Quest of the Delta Force Knights"
"South Gorky Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
"Cat Ballou in the Hat"
"Honkytonk Man of the Year"
I thought I told you that Chris won't stop, I thought I told Chris won't stop, nuh-uh-ah-uh...
"The X-Men's Wive's Club"
"Island Of Dr. Zhivago"
"Bridget Jones's Motorcycle Diaries"
"That Thing You Xanadu"
"Cheech & Chong Still Thank You For Smokin'"
"Seven Year Samurai Itch"
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
The Seventeenth Submissions
Just when the posts are almost as scarce as trees on the tundra, Brian Setzer. Chris makes these submissions sexy, and seventeen.
"Girl Six Pack"
"Breathless Than Zero"
"It's Patton: The Movie"
(Never in a thousand years would I have saw that coming. Ed.)
"The Break-Up The Creek"
"When Dirty Harry Met Chainsaw Sally"
"Deck The City Halls"
"Girl Six Pack"
"Breathless Than Zero"
"It's Patton: The Movie"
(Never in a thousand years would I have saw that coming. Ed.)
"The Break-Up The Creek"
"When Dirty Harry Met Chainsaw Sally"
"Deck The City Halls"
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