(phooof!) Blowing off the dust and cobwebs, Dead Spot says
"Live Free or Die Fledermaus!"
"Police Academy 4: The Lost Patrol"
"The Omaha Beach Girls"
("Omaha Beach" does qualify. Ed)
"My Favorite Martian Year"
"They Call Me Bruce Almighty?"
"Joysticks Luck Club"
"Surf II: Electric Boogaloo"
"Stewardess School of Rock"
"Cross My Angel Heart"
"Vice Squad Versa"
P.S. A worthy submission can be found in the previous comment section, but cannot be posted here, as TV shows and made-for-TV movies are not allowed.
Days later, X Dell comes through with an excellent set
Dr., Strange Love Story (Peter Sellers tells Ali McGraw that love means never having to say you’re sorry for destroying the world).
What’s Up, Doc Hollywood? (A plastic surgeon accidentally arrives at a musicologist convention).
JFK-Pax (Lee Oswald claims to be an alien from a distant planet)
The Life of Brian’s Song. (Some old movies never die).
(My fave of this set. Ed.)
My Stepmother is an Alien Resurrection (How creepy is that?)
Goodbye, Girl 6 (Marsha Mason gets fired from her job as a phone sex operator)
La Femme d’à côtè, Nikita (An adulterous couple are caught by French intelligence, and forced to become assassins)
New to B.L.W. is Dr. Alistair and he says
"The Tears of The Sun King"(Louis The 14th catches his toe on the bedpost.)
"Live And Let Die Hard"(yippie-eye-aye Moneypenny.)
"The Song Remains The Same Time Next Year"(Jimmy Page forgets where he left his banjo.)
"The Curse of The Count of Montecristo"(makes Montezuma's revenge look like gas.)
"The Jazz Piano"(the Germans aren`t so understanding this time.)
All The President`s Few Good Men"(Bill Clinton`s dirty little secret.)
From the other land down under, Angel thunders...
"12 Alien Monkeys"
"Kiss Kiss Romeo & Bang Bang Juliet"
"Natural Born Desperado Killers"
(the next Tarantino/Rodriguez collaboration, eh? Ed.)
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Thursday, July 12, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
The Eighteenth Submissions
The Goddess Flannery alit from her cloud and had these submissions carried forth by angels with graham cracker wings...
"Richard Shrek the Third"
"You've Got Hate Mail"
".M.N.T.C.H.U.D.(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)" m not sure if this fits the rules but it works for me!
(It does, that's just two films Ed.)
"The Quest of the Delta Force Knights"
"South Gorky Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
"Cat Ballou in the Hat"
"Honkytonk Man of the Year"
I thought I told you that Chris won't stop, I thought I told Chris won't stop, nuh-uh-ah-uh...
"The X-Men's Wive's Club"
"Island Of Dr. Zhivago"
"Bridget Jones's Motorcycle Diaries"
"That Thing You Xanadu"
"Cheech & Chong Still Thank You For Smokin'"
"Seven Year Samurai Itch"
"Richard Shrek the Third"
"You've Got Hate Mail"
".M.N.T.C.H.U.D.(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)" m not sure if this fits the rules but it works for me!
(It does, that's just two films Ed.)
"The Quest of the Delta Force Knights"
"South Gorky Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
"Cat Ballou in the Hat"
"Honkytonk Man of the Year"
I thought I told you that Chris won't stop, I thought I told Chris won't stop, nuh-uh-ah-uh...
"The X-Men's Wive's Club"
"Island Of Dr. Zhivago"
"Bridget Jones's Motorcycle Diaries"
"That Thing You Xanadu"
"Cheech & Chong Still Thank You For Smokin'"
"Seven Year Samurai Itch"
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
The Seventeenth Submissions
Just when the posts are almost as scarce as trees on the tundra, Brian Setzer. Chris makes these submissions sexy, and seventeen.
"Girl Six Pack"
"Breathless Than Zero"
"It's Patton: The Movie"
(Never in a thousand years would I have saw that coming. Ed.)
"The Break-Up The Creek"
"When Dirty Harry Met Chainsaw Sally"
"Deck The City Halls"
"Girl Six Pack"
"Breathless Than Zero"
"It's Patton: The Movie"
(Never in a thousand years would I have saw that coming. Ed.)
"The Break-Up The Creek"
"When Dirty Harry Met Chainsaw Sally"
"Deck The City Halls"
Monday, April 30, 2007
Sweet Little Sixteenth Submissions
Don't read to far into the post title, it's apropos of a song title only, Chuck Berry.
Like a voodoo priest, X Dell resurrects the game and unfortunately, I had to strike the first one, as it was already done. Though the whole set is solid as Ashford and Simpson...
"A Slap Shot in the Dark (Paul Neumann and Peter Sellars star as blind hockey players.)"
"Up Close and Personal Best (Robert Redford tries to look presentable for Mariel Hemmingway.)"
"The Taking of Pelham One, Two, 300 (Armed with switchblades and semi-automatic weapons, fed-up NYC commuters defeat the Spartans at Thermopylae.)"
"She Bwana Devil (Starring Roseanne.)"
"The Eyes of Laura Mars Wide Shut (Faye Dunaway has premonitions of esoteric rituals.)"
"To Catch a Bicycle Thief (Grace Kelley installs Lo-Jack on her Schwinn.)Modern Times Square (Tim Curry updates his role as an influential DJ.)"
"Two for the Road Warrior (Mel Gibson makes quick work of Audrey Hepburn and Albert Finney.)"
The Ed guy had a few in reserve, just for this occasion...
"The La Bamba Exit To Brooklyn"
(Boo! Ed.)
"The SpongeWhatAboutBobSquarePants Movie"
"The Lords of Dogtown Discipline"
"The Man Who Would Be King Kong"
"La Femme Little Nicky"
"Goodfellas, Bad Boys And The Ugly"
"Dennis The Menace To Society"
Like a voodoo priest, X Dell resurrects the game and unfortunately, I had to strike the first one, as it was already done. Though the whole set is solid as Ashford and Simpson...
"A Slap Shot in the Dark (Paul Neumann and Peter Sellars star as blind hockey players.)"
"Up Close and Personal Best (Robert Redford tries to look presentable for Mariel Hemmingway.)"
"The Taking of Pelham One, Two, 300 (Armed with switchblades and semi-automatic weapons, fed-up NYC commuters defeat the Spartans at Thermopylae.)"
"She Bwana Devil (Starring Roseanne.)"
"The Eyes of Laura Mars Wide Shut (Faye Dunaway has premonitions of esoteric rituals.)"
"To Catch a Bicycle Thief (Grace Kelley installs Lo-Jack on her Schwinn.)Modern Times Square (Tim Curry updates his role as an influential DJ.)"
"Two for the Road Warrior (Mel Gibson makes quick work of Audrey Hepburn and Albert Finney.)"
The Ed guy had a few in reserve, just for this occasion...
"The La Bamba Exit To Brooklyn"
(Boo! Ed.)
"The SpongeWhatAboutBobSquarePants Movie"
"The Lords of Dogtown Discipline"
"The Man Who Would Be King Kong"
"La Femme Little Nicky"
"Goodfellas, Bad Boys And The Ugly"
"Dennis The Menace To Society"
Monday, April 16, 2007
The Big Fifteenth!
I should've had these up in the morn, but as the Editor I have to make sure that these weren't overlaps or repeats. Amazingly, I have yet to have a complete overlap or repeat!
Yet again, Flannery flexes her might!
"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home for the Holidays"
"Mad Dog and the Blades of Glory"
"In the Land of Amazon Women on the Moon"
"Meet the Swiss Family Robinsons"
"300 North Dallas FortyParis, Texas"
"Murder by Lucky Numbers"
"To Sir with Love, Actually"
(Sweet! Ed)
"The Urban Cowboy Way"
"The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Original Kings of Comedy"
"Murder, My Sweet Home Alabama"
A riposte from Chris, en garde, mes amis!
"A Lowdown Dirty Dancing Shame"
"A Scarface In The Crowd"
(Excellent and automatic H.O.F! Ed)
"Robocopycat"
(I'll buy that for a dollar, Sigorney. Ed)
"The Power Of One Night At McCool's"
"Life Is Beautiful Girls"
"Eragon With The Wind"
The Ed guy wants in too...
"The Terminal Velocity of Gary"
"The Pursuit of Happy Endings"
"Mr. GoodBarcelona"
"On Any Given Girl Friday"
"Legends of The Falling Down"
"Breaking, Vanishing Point of No Return"
Eddie Murphy, the Andes and Will Ferrell collide! In...
"Raw, Alive, Kicking And Screaming"
"National Blue Velvet"
"Five Easy Pieces of About Schmidt"
"Brian's Song Remains The Same"
"A Midsummer Night's Eve of Destruction"
Yet again, Flannery flexes her might!
"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home for the Holidays"
"Mad Dog and the Blades of Glory"
"In the Land of Amazon Women on the Moon"
"Meet the Swiss Family Robinsons"
"300 North Dallas FortyParis, Texas"
"Murder by Lucky Numbers"
"To Sir with Love, Actually"
(Sweet! Ed)
"The Urban Cowboy Way"
"The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Original Kings of Comedy"
"Murder, My Sweet Home Alabama"
A riposte from Chris, en garde, mes amis!
"A Lowdown Dirty Dancing Shame"
"A Scarface In The Crowd"
(Excellent and automatic H.O.F! Ed)
"Robocopycat"
(I'll buy that for a dollar, Sigorney. Ed)
"The Power Of One Night At McCool's"
"Life Is Beautiful Girls"
"Eragon With The Wind"
The Ed guy wants in too...
"The Terminal Velocity of Gary"
"The Pursuit of Happy Endings"
"Mr. GoodBarcelona"
"On Any Given Girl Friday"
"Legends of The Falling Down"
"Breaking, Vanishing Point of No Return"
Eddie Murphy, the Andes and Will Ferrell collide! In...
"Raw, Alive, Kicking And Screaming"
"National Blue Velvet"
"Five Easy Pieces of About Schmidt"
"Brian's Song Remains The Same"
"A Midsummer Night's Eve of Destruction"
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