Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Twenty-Third Submissions

Rust never sleeps, and neither does The Bad Lieutenant's Wife! It's been nearly a year since the last submission. Flannery decided to wake this blog from its slumber and she chooses to fight the cold, cold winter of Ohio (note, with nary a yellow snowball in the list) with-

"Scooby Doo and the Reluctant American Werewolf in London"

"Get Smart Shorty"

"The Dark Knight's Tale"

"Dr. No Reservations"

"Charlie Wilson's War of the Roses"

"Jumper Cable Guy"

"No Country for Three Old Men and a Baby"

"An American Gangster in Paris"

"Love Story in the Time of Cholera"

"We're No Snow Angels"

"Good Night the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, and Good Luck."

"Pirates of the Carribean: Men in Black Pearls"

"Ocean's Twelve Angry Men"

"National Treasure: Book of the Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"

"Fun with Dick and Lady Jane"

That Ed guy? He's completely unprepared and that is odd, considering he's had over eleven months to get it together. He panics and goes to his Fandango email for scraps-

"Underworld: Rise of The Mallcops"

"Bloody Inkheart Valentine"

"Cujo, Marley & Me"

"How To Marry A Slumdog Millionaire, Without Really Trying"


Paul Brazill said...

"Good Night the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, and Good Luck." So good. I've been chuckling all day over this!

Writeprocrastinator said...

Paulie Decibels,

Hey, give it a shot!

X. Dell said...

Writerprocrastinator, you might want to check out my latest post. It's all about you.

X. Dell said...

Here are some from the post I did on my site. I checked all of these for duplicates, so if there are any, blame Blogger's search function.

From JohnB

Dr. No Mo' Better Blues

From Devin

Darkness Falls On Golden Pond - After getting the family back together, and remembering happy times, a gang of bloodthirsty inter-dimensional witches come to Golden Pond, and gives the family 24 hours to decide who will be their blood sacrifice

From Libby

Dances with American Werewolves in London

Throw Momma from the Midnight Meat Train

From Foam

Debbie Does Santa Clause Too in Dallas - A movie about Christmas time fundraising.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’ Booty Call - Bodacious blonds call on gentlemen.

The Story of O Brother, Where Art Thou?-A young woman's search for her brother who has been sold as a sex slave.

The Last Tango in Paris Date Movie - A closeted lesbian widow finds herself obsessed with the fiancée of Grant, the guy at the diner.

The Departed Walk the Line - Zombie horror flick featuring the Dead Kennedys

From K9/She/Chicory/Mean Dovey Coolidge

Dressed to Kill Bill,Vol.1

The Hills Have Eyes of Laura Mars [And she wants them back!]

American History X-Men

Touch of Evil Dead

Malcolm X-Men

Blue Velvet Lagoon: Two teens' sexual awakening is anything but tender when it is interrupted by a nitrous sniffing madman

Seven Beauties Samurai: Samurai rescue Italian army deserters from a terrifying prison madam, only to be turned into transvestite geisha prostitutes

Vanilla Blue Sky: Horny Jessica Lange embarrasses husband through her adulterous affair with disfigured Scientoligist

The Lion King Kong: A giant ape f***s up the Circle of life

BlackuLa Bamba: A hip-hop vampire goes on a blood sucking rampage every time he hears a Mexican beat

As Good as the Bad and Ugly Gets: A story of 3 western desperados with obsessive compulsive disorder

Dead Man Walking Tall: Sheriff Buford T. Pusser goes too far in when he kills a nun who befriends him in prison.

Hang Em High School Musical: Disney CEO snaps when his stable of teen tarts make a porno.

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Turner and Hooch: *explicit X-rated film featuring beastiality *

Black Rain Man: An autistic man gets the better of the Chinese mafia

Animal House of Wax: Low budget horror film where an entire fraternity is picked off one by one; dipped in wax and put on display at the "college" museum

Air Force One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: Obama realizes he cant fix anything and leaves the country

And finally, from Sridhar J.

Sex and the City of Angels - Four women in search of love(?!) find spiritual fulfillment.

The Hollow Man Who Knew Too M- A brave woman gets back her child kidnapped by a near-invisible man

Top Guns of Navarone - Tom Cruise fights for the Allies in WW2, Epic win for Axis.

Silence of the Lions for Lambs - Serial killer among the US troops in Afghanistan

Stuart Little Women - Of women and mice

The Bridges over River Kwai in Madison County - British army regiment futile attempts to re-colonize the USA

An Inconvenient Truth about Cats and Dogs - How cats and dogs are destroying the environment.

The Full Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Pythonites get nekkid

Six Days Seven Boogie Nights - A mismatched couple crash-lands on an island where a porn movie is being shot.

The Other Mean Boleyn Girls - There are more Boleyn sisters than we thought ... and uh-oh.

Confessions of a Dangerous Shopaholic Mind - Shopping till you drop ... dead.

Who Wants to Marry a Slumdog Millionaire - A game show with a game show winner!

Girl, Interrupted Next Door - A small town boy falls in love with a borderline-depressive girl

Cold Brokeback Mountain - Two gay guys fall in love but the sex is frigid

He's Just Not That Into You, Me and Dupree - About a guy who is strictly monogamous

Sleeping with the Enemy of the State - Matahari meets drive-in

What Happens in Vegas every Spring - A documentary about seasonal time business variations in Las Vegas.

Death at Four Weddings and a Funeral - A violent bunch that likes to kill at weddings.

The Runaway Princess Bride - A princess who runs away with her girlfriend

American Beauty and the Beast - Beauty and the beast set in Kenosha, Wisconsin

Analyze This Confession of a Dangerous Mind - The Unabomber goes to see a shrink

Bringing Down the Haunted House - Queen Latifah as a vampire slayer

Fifty-Four First Dates - Drew Barrymore goes to Studio 54 to find a date

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre - doesn't need a log-line!

Dude, Where's My Carmen - a French opera with the "dudes"

Million Dollar Baby's Day Out - Rich kid strays away from nanny and into a boxing ring.

The First Wives Fight Club - Three divorced women want to get away from it all by fighting on the streets.

X. Dell said...

Oops, forgot to delete "Who Wants to Marry a Slumdog Millionaire."

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