Monday, April 30, 2007

Sweet Little Sixteenth Submissions

Don't read to far into the post title, it's apropos of a song title only, Chuck Berry.

Like a voodoo priest, X Dell resurrects the game and unfortunately, I had to strike the first one, as it was already done. Though the whole set is solid as Ashford and Simpson...

"A Slap Shot in the Dark (Paul Neumann and Peter Sellars star as blind hockey players.)"

"Up Close and Personal Best (Robert Redford tries to look presentable for Mariel Hemmingway.)"

"The Taking of Pelham One, Two, 300 (Armed with switchblades and semi-automatic weapons, fed-up NYC commuters defeat the Spartans at Thermopylae.)"

"She Bwana Devil (Starring Roseanne.)"

"The Eyes of Laura Mars Wide Shut (Faye Dunaway has premonitions of esoteric rituals.)"

"To Catch a Bicycle Thief (Grace Kelley installs Lo-Jack on her Schwinn.)Modern Times Square (Tim Curry updates his role as an influential DJ.)"

"Two for the Road Warrior (Mel Gibson makes quick work of Audrey Hepburn and Albert Finney.)"

The Ed guy had a few in reserve, just for this occasion...

"The La Bamba Exit To Brooklyn"

(Boo! Ed.)

"The SpongeWhatAboutBobSquarePants Movie"

"The Lords of Dogtown Discipline"

"The Man Who Would Be King Kong"

"La Femme Little Nicky"

"Goodfellas, Bad Boys And The Ugly"

"Dennis The Menace To Society"

Monday, April 16, 2007

The Big Fifteenth!

I should've had these up in the morn, but as the Editor I have to make sure that these weren't overlaps or repeats. Amazingly, I have yet to have a complete overlap or repeat!

Yet again, Flannery flexes her might!

"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home for the Holidays"

"Mad Dog and the Blades of Glory"

"In the Land of Amazon Women on the Moon"

"Meet the Swiss Family Robinsons"

"300 North Dallas FortyParis, Texas"

"Murder by Lucky Numbers"

"To Sir with Love, Actually"

(Sweet! Ed)

"The Urban Cowboy Way"

"The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Original Kings of Comedy"

"Murder, My Sweet Home Alabama"

A riposte from Chris, en garde, mes amis!

"A Lowdown Dirty Dancing Shame"

"A Scarface In The Crowd"

(Excellent and automatic H.O.F! Ed)


(I'll buy that for a dollar, Sigorney. Ed)

"The Power Of One Night At McCool's"

"Life Is Beautiful Girls"

"Eragon With The Wind"

The Ed guy wants in too...

"The Terminal Velocity of Gary"

"The Pursuit of Happy Endings"

"Mr. GoodBarcelona"

"On Any Given Girl Friday"

"Legends of The Falling Down"

"Breaking, Vanishing Point of No Return"

Eddie Murphy, the Andes and Will Ferrell collide! In...
"Raw, Alive, Kicking And Screaming"

"National Blue Velvet"

"Five Easy Pieces of About Schmidt"

"Brian's Song Remains The Same"

"A Midsummer Night's Eve of Destruction"

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Fourteenth Submissions

And so it begins again! X Dell, would you do the honors?

"Footloose Cannons (A tough detective, and his nearly psychotic partner take dancing lessons from Kevin Bacon.)"

"The Good Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (Our planet is a 20:1 longshot in this Paul Muni vehicle.)"

"The Urban Legend of Sleepy Hollow (Many people thought Ichabod Crane was a real person.)"

"Wild, Wild Westworld (Artemus Gordon’s Yul Bryner robots take over a two-horse town.)"

"Goodbye, Columbus Girl (Richard Dreyfus sneaks out on Buckeye Marsha Mason)"

"National Lampoon’s Animal House Party (Kid & Play wear togas and dance to the latest hip-hop tunes.)"

"A Groundhog Day at the Races (February 2, 1932: The Marx Brothers lose over and over again at the track)"

"Blowup in Smoke (Antonioni investigtes the possibility that he's made a Cheech and Chong movie.)"

"And Justice for All That Jazz (Pacino does bebop right.)"

(Which do I like better? This...)

"Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (Harry Dean Stanton’s murder spree spans two continents.)"

(...or this? Ed)

Raging Bull Durham (Robert DeNiro gives up boxing for baseball and Susan Sarandon.)

(Methinks "Raging Bull Durham!" Ed)

"The Man with the Golden Gunfight at O.K. Corral (James Bond’s nemesis goes back in time to take bets on the altercation between the Earps and the Clantons.)"