Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Fourteenth Submissions

And so it begins again! X Dell, would you do the honors?

"Footloose Cannons (A tough detective, and his nearly psychotic partner take dancing lessons from Kevin Bacon.)"

"The Good Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (Our planet is a 20:1 longshot in this Paul Muni vehicle.)"

"The Urban Legend of Sleepy Hollow (Many people thought Ichabod Crane was a real person.)"

"Wild, Wild Westworld (Artemus Gordon’s Yul Bryner robots take over a two-horse town.)"

"Goodbye, Columbus Girl (Richard Dreyfus sneaks out on Buckeye Marsha Mason)"

"National Lampoon’s Animal House Party (Kid & Play wear togas and dance to the latest hip-hop tunes.)"

"A Groundhog Day at the Races (February 2, 1932: The Marx Brothers lose over and over again at the track)"

"Blowup in Smoke (Antonioni investigtes the possibility that he's made a Cheech and Chong movie.)"

"And Justice for All That Jazz (Pacino does bebop right.)"

(Which do I like better? This...)

"Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (Harry Dean Stanton’s murder spree spans two continents.)"

(...or this? Ed)

Raging Bull Durham (Robert DeNiro gives up boxing for baseball and Susan Sarandon.)

(Methinks "Raging Bull Durham!" Ed)

"The Man with the Golden Gunfight at O.K. Corral (James Bond’s nemesis goes back in time to take bets on the altercation between the Earps and the Clantons.)"


Dale said...

As usual, I'm in awe of everyone's submissions! You guys are all supastahs!

Flannery Alden said...

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home for the Holidays

Mad Dog and the Blades of Glory

In the Land of Amazon Women on the Moon

Meet the Swiss Family Robinsons

300 North Dallas Forty
Paris, Texas

Murder by Lucky Numbers

To Sir with Love, Actually

The Urban Cowboy Way

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Original Kings of Comedy

Murder, My Sweet Home Alabama