Monday, April 30, 2007

Sweet Little Sixteenth Submissions

Don't read to far into the post title, it's apropos of a song title only, Chuck Berry.

Like a voodoo priest, X Dell resurrects the game and unfortunately, I had to strike the first one, as it was already done. Though the whole set is solid as Ashford and Simpson...

"A Slap Shot in the Dark (Paul Neumann and Peter Sellars star as blind hockey players.)"

"Up Close and Personal Best (Robert Redford tries to look presentable for Mariel Hemmingway.)"

"The Taking of Pelham One, Two, 300 (Armed with switchblades and semi-automatic weapons, fed-up NYC commuters defeat the Spartans at Thermopylae.)"

"She Bwana Devil (Starring Roseanne.)"

"The Eyes of Laura Mars Wide Shut (Faye Dunaway has premonitions of esoteric rituals.)"

"To Catch a Bicycle Thief (Grace Kelley installs Lo-Jack on her Schwinn.)Modern Times Square (Tim Curry updates his role as an influential DJ.)"

"Two for the Road Warrior (Mel Gibson makes quick work of Audrey Hepburn and Albert Finney.)"

The Ed guy had a few in reserve, just for this occasion...

"The La Bamba Exit To Brooklyn"

(Boo! Ed.)

"The SpongeWhatAboutBobSquarePants Movie"

"The Lords of Dogtown Discipline"

"The Man Who Would Be King Kong"

"La Femme Little Nicky"

"Goodfellas, Bad Boys And The Ugly"

"Dennis The Menace To Society"

3 comments:

X. Dell said...

Interesting. I searched every one of those on the site and didn't find it.

Writeprocrastinator said...

X,

Type in "velvet" and it was in the Fifteenth Submission, right below "Raw, Alive, Kicking, And Screaming."

The cached version so you don't think there's something hinky going on.

Chris said...

It's been a while!
-Girl Six Pack

-Breathless Than Zero

-It's Patton: The Movie

-The Break-Up The Creek

-When Dirty Harry Met Chainsaw Sally

-Deck The City Halls