Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Eighth Submissions

Flannery is prone to proficency...

"Gone With The Mighty Wind In Sixty Seconds"

"Taking Care Of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"

"The Adventures of Priscilla, African Queen of the Desert"

"Quigley Down Under The Tuscan Sun"

"It Happened One Night At The Opera"

(One would think that someone would've came up with this game and this phrase way back in the 30's. Bravo, Flannery! Ed)

"Midnight Cannonball Run, Lolita, Run"

"Enemy of the Garden State"

"She's Having A Cry Baby"

"Runaway Corpse Bride"

Chris is not just some guy, see, chow mein?

"Throw Momma From The Trainspotting"

"Who Framed Roger & Me's Rabbit?"

"Boyz N The Parenthood"

"The Adventures In Babysitting Buckaroo Bonzai"

"Strange Brewster's Millions"

"Full Metal Jackass"

(Ha-hah! Ed)

"Innerspaceballs"

My head is box full of X Dell, and that's the way I like it...

"The Meaning of Life Stinks (Monty Python and Mel Brooks independently come to a dismal revelation)"

"John Tucker Must Die Another Day (Procrastinating cheerleaders wait for 007 to kill off their two-timing boyfriend.)"

"A Jesus Christ Superstar Is Born (The Messiah seeks fame and fortune in Hollywood.)"

"Ed Woodstock (The famed schlock director films a 1960s rock festival.)"

"Pretty in Pink Flamingos (Divine gives fashion tips to Molly Ringwald.)"

"Zorro, the Gay Bladerunner (George Hamilton stars as a swashbuckling android with alternative programming.)"

(On the Phillip K. Dick tangent, do tanning booths dream about George Hamilton? Ed)

"Kiss, Kiss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (A thief, an actress, and a private eye purchase a flying car that drives itself.)"

"Everything You Wanted to Know about Casual Sex? But Were Afraid to Ask? (Lea Thompson and Victoria Jackson star in this Woody Allen comedy.)"

"I Am Curious Yellow Submarine (Private Gripweed hears voices from the unidentified submerged object that he spots on radar.)"

"The Trouble with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (John Forsythe and Shirley MacLaine critique the first movie about the boy wizard.)"

Yet, in the same day again, Flannery posits...

"Thirteen Days, Twelve Angry Men"

"The Last Tango & Cash in Paris"

"Cutthroat Island of Dr. Moreau"

"The Color of Purple Money"

"Mean Calendar Girls"

"Apocalypto Now"

"Raging Bullwinkle"

(Automatic All-Top Ten nominee. Ed)

"The Never Ending Love Story"

"The Same Time Machine Next Year"

"Ordinary People Under the Stairs"

4 comments:

X. Dell said...

The Meaning of Life Stinks (Monty Python and Mel Brooks independently come to a dismal revelation)

John Tucker Must Die Another Day (Procrastinating cheerleaders wait for 007 to kill off their two-timing boyfriend.)

A Jesus Christ Superstar Is Born (The Messiah seeks fame and fortune in Hollywood.)

Ed Woodstock (The famed schlock director films a 1960s rock festival.)

Pretty in Pink Flamingos (Divine gives fashion tips to Molly Ringwald.)

Zorro, the Gay Bladerunner (George Hamilton stars as a swashbuckling android with alternative programming.)

Private School for Girls Gone Wild (Classes held once a year, during Mardi Gras.)

Everything You Wanted to Know about Casual Sex? But Were Afraid to Ask? (Lea Thompson and Victoria Jackson star in this Woody Allen comedy.)

I Am Curious Yellow Submarine (Private Gripweed hears voices from the unidentified submerged object that he spots on radar.)

The Trouble with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (John Forsythe and Shirley MacLaine critique the first movie about the boy wizard.)

Flannery Alden said...

Thirteen Days, Twelve Angry Men

The Last Tango & Cash in Paris

Cutthroat Island of Dr. Moreau

The Color of Purple Money

Mean Calendar Girls

Apocalypto Now

Raging Bullwinkle

The Never Ending Love Story

The Same Time Machine Next Year

Ordinary People Under the Stairs

X. Dell said...

Okay, so I tried to sneak one in. Let's replace it with:

Kiss, Kiss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (A thief, an actress, and a private eye purchase a flying car that drives itself.)

Flannery Alden said...

The Cinderella Man with One Red Shoe

Big Momma's Animal House

Super Starship Troopers

Sin City Slickers

Fistfull of a Few Dollars More

The Dead Devil Men Don't Wear Plaid Prada (It's a stretch, I know)

Midight Polar Express

Big Chill Daddy

The Meaning of the Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean

The Working Girl Interrupted