Originally I envisioned the twentieth installment to be the "Best Of, but really, shouldn't the "Best Of" installment stand on its own? Other things kept piling up and I never got around to until now, some seven months later.
The problem being that I wanted to kick this off with a bang, but double checking submissions, I hadn't realized that I had already posted them on the Nineteenth Installment. All I have left over is one meager joke that didn't pass muster and I already set today as the deadline, so...
"Hellraiser Arizona."
There it is and as I've said before when I kicked this thing off, surely you can do better and I know you can do better than that. Make me proud!
From the Editor John D. Carlucci:
"Ghost Story of O"
"Dusk to Dawn of the Dead"
"From Russia with Love Actually"
"The Legend of Hell House on Haunted Hill"
"Escape from New York Minute"
"Village of the Damned Yankees"
From Ed:
(Stallone, Denzel and Angelina in)
"The Rambo Collector"
"Cloverfield of Dreams"
"Planes, Training Day And Automobiles"
"Hope Floats The Waterboy"
"Play Gorillas In The Misty For Me"
"Legends Of The Falling Down"
"All Roustabout Eve"
"Kindergarten Copland"
"It's A Mad, Mad, Underworld!"
(Julia Roberts goes retro with)
"How To Succeed In Business Without Really Dying Young"
From the man who excels at this game, X. Dell:
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Alone (The crew of the Enterprise abandons Captain Kirk).
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang the Drum Slowly (Robert De Niro plays a catcher, who helps a young pitching prospect overcome his speech impediment).
Earth Girls Are Five Easy Pieces (Jeff Goldblum and Jack Nicholson compare notes).
(I love these last three! Ed.)
The Shaggy Dogma (A Disney documentary about cults).
Kentucky Fried Green Tomatoes Movie (A spoof of Kathy Bates roles).
The Prince and the Showgirl, Interrupted (Just when things were getting good).
Please welcome someone new. The Belle of Baltimore, Catherinette:
"The Man That Went Up The Notting Hill And Came Down Cold Mountain"
"Down in the Valley Girl"
"Ernest Goes to Jesus Camp"
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
Back comes the Editor John D. Carlucci with:
"I Was A Male War Bride of Frankenstein"
"’80 Days of Thunder in Paradise Lost in Translation"
8 comments:
I am so happy this is back. Thank you for resurrecting it. Okay, I think I just fucked up the sp on that. forgive the jewgirl.
Ghost Story of O
Dusk to Dawn of the Dead
From Russia with Love Actually
The Legend of Hell House on Haunted Hill
Escape from New York Minute
Village of the Damned Yankees
JDC
Katie-lah,
Oh, for when they have spell checking in the comment section, eh?
Johnny Dollars,
Excellent!
Sorry, but I'm a bit late with these (busy days, indeed).
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Alone (The crew of the Enterprise abandons Captain Kirk).
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang the Drum Slowly (Robert De Niro plays a catcher, who helps a young pitching prospect overcome his speech impediment.)
Earth Girls Are Five Easy Pieces (Jeff Goldblum and Jack Nicholson compare notes).
The Shaggy Dogma (A Disney documentary about cults).
Kentucky Fried Green Tomatoes Movie (A spoof of Kathy Bates roles)
The Prince and the Showgirl, Interrupted (Just when things were getting good)
Oh I'm so delighted that this exists. I freaking love it!!
Here are my suggestions:
The Man that went up the Notting Hill and came down Cold Mountain
Down in the Valley Girl (bwahahaha, this one cracks me up)
Ernest Goes to Jesus Camp
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
I was a male war Bride of Frankenstein ’80 Days of Thunder in Paradise Lost in Translation
8 movies – I own this biotches
JDC
Ack! I waited too long to post Cloverfield of Dreams. (If you build it, you'll have to escape its destruction.)
That just leaves me with Juno Country For Old Men. (the new Cohen brothers movie in which a pop-culture-reference-dropping teen mom puts her stash of smack up for adoption. It's got Jason Bateman!)
I really have to get out more often.
OK, one more:
National Velvet: Book of Secrets (A drug-addled Liz Taylor teams up with Nicholas Cage in this adventure yarn to prove that Abraham Lincoln was actually assassinated by John Wilkes Booth’s horse.)
Post a Comment